1. I am 4”11
2. I am pigeon toed
3. I once got in a fight with Steven Moffat
4. My favourite colour is line green
5. I love cats.
What tumblr users do you know in real life?Well a couple of my friends are on tumblr. OMG a question
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Guys, I have been waiting to post this since LAST YEAR you have no idea how happy this makes me right now okay
evan peters is an actual person that drives a car and goes to mcdonalds